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E3 2014: Kairi's Sony Conference Review

E3 2014: Kairi's Sony Conference Review

The Sony conference though.....just...damn. I, along with the rest of the TGA staff, can’t stop thinking about BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT! HOLY SHIT! The graphics are just UNREAL, combat included!

I have only two complaints about the conference: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PLAYSTATION CAMERA!! MY GOD! Cool, now you guys can watch me, too. Or about your statistics. You guys are billionaires, ok, we get it! Just shut up and show me the new games!!

Powers…ok listen, the idea is cool. Making a series out of the comic is awesome, more power to you, but did you really need to talk about it for 10 minutes?! “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

Ok, so maybe they’re small complaints, but after such an amazing conference, this girl can’t find much to complain ABOUT! Especially with the unexpected announcement of “Little Big Planet 3”. The game will now feature 3, yes 3, new playable characters, each with their own unique ability. And it’s adorable.

Guess what totally disappointed me? The Last of Us. No, I’m not kidding. The graphics have been remastered, true. But they showed ZERO GAMEPLAY! NONE! After an entire year, you can’t even show 5 seconds?! Dislike.

Ok boys, get ready to get a hard-on: Grand Theft Auto V is coming to the PS4!! Even better, players will be able to transfer their multi-player data from their PS3 or Xbox! And now it will be in stunning 1080p. GTA will be available in fall of 2014.

On the complete opposite side of the spectrum, the new indie game “No Mans Sky” looks crazy. Each player will have their own world to explore, making NO GAME THE SAME! How they managed to do this is beyond me, but it sounds amazing and awesome and Kairi approves.

Sony, I love you. You never cease to amaze me, even though Nick won’t agree with me because he's a BUTT!!! Although they lost their momentum a bit in the middle of the conference, Sony went out with a bang, and officially sold this girl on a stylish new white PS4.

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